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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:28

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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